I am over here working on a new ‘puter…
It is a Sempron 2200+ xp, Foxconn KM400 Motherboard, 256 MB Samsung 333 MHz DDR-ram – 2 Seagate 40 gig Fartdrives, 2 MSI 52x32x52 Burners, set up as a dual burner.
This is to replace my Pentium-III 1-Gigger w/ 512 Ram that I had to disassemble and GIVE to a client.
This ‘puter was MADE for another client, but it had a different BOX, and the Hard Drive went bad: The woman was just NOT PATIENT enough for me to take care of it, and FIX the damn thing, cos I Always make a VERBAL warranty with who I work with… That if something goes bad within a year, then I will help them fix it for NOTHING.
What FUKKIN people do NOT understand is that parts cost MUNNY, even USED parts.
A USED stick of SAMSUNG 256 MB 333 Hz DDR Ram I have seen prices at about 49 Dollars on the average.
A NEW stick of GOOD ram like that is fookin 75 to 80 FUKKIN BUCKS.
So: I go out and BUY this woman the shit to FIX the computer I made her: And she, instead of WAITING, went out and BOUGHT a PIECE of CRAP Gateway Fuck-Computer.
Now THIS Fucked-Duck Gateway? Has the SAME Shit, it even has the same Processor- Except that it is a 2800 + XP – 2 Gig processor. 256 MB of DDR Ram, probably FLOOR SWEEPING Ram- REAL BAD RAM- It clocks up to 333 but MY ARSE if this fuck puke is running at 333 MHz. – Feels like it is running at PC133, and even PC133 feels FUCKIN FASTER this Shit-pile piece of FUCK.
This is the Fookin SLOWEST PIECE of SHIT FUCKED COMPUTER I have ever seen in my LIFE.
And, SHE DID NOT LEARN FROM AN EARLIER MISTAKE WHEN SHE BOUGHT A PIECE OF FUCK “MEDION” COMPUTER FROM COSTCO – THAT CRASHED IRREPARABLY IN LESS THAT A FUKKIN YEAR –
And when she took it IN to get the warranty, they FUCKS said “Oh, this Floppy Dick Drive has been CHANGED- We cannot HONOR your warranty”
FUKKIN BULLPOO! The fucking piece of crap that she brought in for Warranty Replacement had the SAME goddam parts as when she bought the thing new. It was a REAL SHITTY Fukkin ‘puter. The woman’s DAUGHTER somehow, got it to work, by installing the VGA Safe Driver- I don’t know how that works: It is a driver that activates when the VGA driver for a machine FAILS. And THIS thing had an N-Vidia video Fartcard.
Fucking cocksucking cocksuckers! Motherfucking PIGS.
And this woman DID not learn from that- and goes out and gets an even WORSE computer.
So, we’ll see whose computer works longer, this one, MINE!!! Or, the Duckfucking Piece of SHIT that she fucking WENT AROUND MY BACK and BOUGHT- RENEGING on our VERBAL CONTRACT.
Cos: I am gonna KEEP it although she PAID for it. She ain’t gonna get it back – She BROKE the GODDAM contract with ME- Buy just ignoring the FUCKIN TERMS of the deal and going AROUND my back. NOBODY fucking questions the Dignity and QUALITY of MY WORK – When I MAKE A SYSTEM$302 Dollars. All the PARTS are warranted, and with the Receipts, which I supply, if ANYTHING goes bad before it’s time, it gets REPLACED. ALSO: I give a One-Year warranty- So they get my services on the machine for a year…. Except for Viruses: I Charge 50 dollars for virus removal, and if we have MEGA virus removal, then I charge WAY more.
NOTHING pisses me off MORE than someone Dissing my Business INTEGRITY.
I make GOOD PRODUCT, and I PERSONALLY STAND BEHIND IT.
I AM so GODDAMN pissed RIGHT NOW, I do NOT know WHAT I am gonna do WHEN I see this Woman again.
What irks me to the nth degree, is that I have NO problems with ANY of the rest of the family that RUN these auto shops: They own THREE shops, two down HERE by where I live and another down South from where I live.
Now: I COULD GIVE the woman the computer for the shop down in the South location, which DESPERATELY NEEDS a new machine, However: I HAVE ALREADY OFFERED THIS AS A SOLUTION AND SHE REJECTED IT OUT OF HAND.
“But I have to have NEW computers that look good”
So, I guess she will NOT be seeing THIS computer.
What I will do: is show it to the daughter that owns the Muffler shop, let her drool over it, she just bought a REAL FINE Sony Vaio. This woman KNOWS how to BUY good systems:
If you are going to buy GOOD systems – Then you fuggin Fyookin BUY good systems.